Saturday, July 29, 2006

Memo to Landis’ Lawyers: Use Gun Handling Defense

Tour de France winner Floyd Landis could have an innovative defense for his high testosterone level after winning a mountain stage. Research indicates young men handling guns raises testosterone significantly, which in turn results in aggressive behavior toward other men.

Had Floyd Landis fondled a gun before his dramatic comeback? If yes, scientific studies indicate this to be a possible explanation. This study also sheds light on V.P. Cheney’s shooting of a fellow hunter last fall as Dick likely had hot sauce with his “one beer”!

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