Harris for President!

In running for the Florida Senate seat, information surfaced that reveals Katherine Harris may be qualified to be President of the United States. This from Glenn Hodas, the third campaign manager to quit Harris’ campaign:

Hodas said he knew about Harris' reputation for being a tough boss before joining the campaign in the spring. "I read the reports and I said 'There's no way all this stuff could be true.' But as time wore on, not only was it true but it was worse than reported," he said. He described "tantrums, micromanaging, an increasingly erratic behavior and counterproductive, damaging statements and activities."

This sounds an awful lot like our current President. It turns out Mrs. Harris is qualified for public service after all! It is a good thing she is running in the United States as Britain’s House of Commons prohibits lunatics from serving.