Sunday, June 10, 2007

Bush Displays Bird Dropping Defense System


While standing with Italian leader Romano Prodi, President Bush spied the same threat that bombed him weeks ago in the White House Rose Garden. Determined not to get pooped on again the U.S. President employed his new state of the art bird dropping defense system. It also has offensive capabilities. A simple flip of the hand enables it to perform bird flipping manuevers. President Bush executed a double middle finger salute to Russian President Vladimir Putin at the G-8. Vladimir needed his W. dictionary to know "we'll look into it" means "file it in the circular file and if you bring it back up, there'll be an butt chewing."

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