U.S. President George Bush presented Pope Benedict XVI a walking stick made by a homeless Texas man with the 10 Commandments inscribed in various colors. The President added "When someone breaks a commandment, Benny, you just pop 'em over the head with the stick. Try and see if it doesn't make you feel better. He didn't add an 11th commandment 'thou shalt not start a pre-emptive war', did he? He, he, he. Oh, don't mind the blood, Vladimir broke my first commandment: There is only one superpower and I'm leading it. For having the gallaciousness to challenge our missile defense system in Poland, I rapped Putty over the head at the G-8. The reverberation hurt my hands. Those Russians have hard heads, even harder mine. At least that's what my able assistant Karl Rove tells me. He even picked out this present for you. What's that? No, Karl isn't a Catholic. He belongs to that Catholic splinter group, the Church of Henry VIII's genitalia."
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