Thursday, June 21, 2007

God Spoke to Bush Through Burning Abbas


President Bush cited the voice of God as his reason for supporting Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas. "A burning picture of Abbas told me to fund weapons and training for Fatah militias. The portly guy's paper mouth moved as the flames danced all around. I've had God speak to me through a cocaine straw and a bong bubble, but never through a work of art. Jesus!"

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