After moving the army pieces around the RISK board with his buddies until dawn, President Bush crammed for his G8 midterm test. While he just wants to finish the game of global domination, his role as student of history called. In round robin fashion his buddies armed him with answers to likely questions.
"Sneezle, what should I do about Darfur?" George's eyes pleaded for a reasonable sounding answer.
"Whatever they advised you a year ago."
"I can't remember."
"Poodle Head, what should I do about Iran, I Ran so Far Away?"
The mop haired friend replied, "That would be the band Flock of Seagulls. The lead singer's hair looked like a wedge."
"Good, Iran is a wedge in my pursuit of peacable nations."
"Puke Rainbow, what about global warmings?"
"Just propose something voluntary, like you're doing regarding compliance with SEC regulations."
"Countries should attack global warmings pre-emptively of their own volition."
"Weird Science, how can I deal with AIDS?"
"Wear a condom?"
"How many condoms can you buy for $30 billion dollars?"
"You must be screwing alot of people!"
Bush crammed as the world broke...
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