Saturday, June 23, 2007

Bush to Give Israel Doomsday Machine

President Bush issued a Presidential statement this past week declaring his strong support for Israel as a Jewish State. In it he proposed increased assistance to meet new threats and challenges. It also commited to maintaining Israel's qualitative military edge.

Ironically this past week, President Bush met with Dr. Strangelove at a nuclear facility. There he learned the only way to beat a nuclear weapon attack is via the Doomsday Machine, which virtually destroys the world. As Israel already has nuclear weapons, and as they already have discussed "the Samson option" of destroying their country rather than let Arab hoards overrun it, the logical next step is to spread that thinking globally.

In this light, President Bush approved the sale of one Doomsday Machine to the Jewish State. Both the U.S. President and Israeli Prime Minister will have access to the red button. The question is who will push it first?

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