Thursday, June 21, 2007

Important Meeting Called to Order

"I appreciate everyone coming today for the important business of assigning Presidential nicknames. You will accept whatever appellation I give. Any flinching and the guilty party will have to stand in the middle of the circle and let the black boy from the YouTube video "kick you in the penis". Understood? OK, here goes. Boner, Kinky, Master Baiter, Hair Pie, Booger, MC Rove, Grecian Formula, Porky, Thong Licker, Lewd Boy and the Dickster. Ah, Cheney flinched. Stand in the middle and accept your punishment!"

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