Saturday, June 23, 2007

White House Refines Torture Methods

Vice President Dick Cheney ordered the prisoner to assume a stress position and hold it until "he became transparent", something his office is unwilling to do. The V.P. went on to say "We chose the violin knowing how much you hate it. And that bow, it's made of defiling horsehair. Tell me when it hurts by crying out loudly. Then you can sing on your terrorist friends. Ji-had!"

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