Saturday, June 23, 2007

Romney Raced to Bunker

Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney walked briskly to breakfast in the bunker of the Mormon End Times Cult Building. "I wanted to be here as the signs are coming together. Brother is set upon brother, especially in the Republican presidential nomination group. Prophecy is coming true all around. The attacks on me by my fellow seekers are disturbing. But the good news is we can all agree the End Time will occur in early September 2008 in Minneapolis/St. Paul. I can't wait to see who will get the final reward?"

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