Thursday, June 21, 2007

Reid Contributes to Global Warming

Nancy Pelosi admonished her Senate counterpart for passing gas loudly at their press conference. "Damn Harry, we're talking about cutting greenhouse gases and you go off and rip one." The Senate Majority Leader apologized. "Sorry Nancy but I had a jalapeno, sausage, egg and cheese burrito with loads of salsa this morning. While we 'green the Capital' I browned my shorts."

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