Wednesday, June 13, 2007

They Say You Want an Evolution

Republicans dismiss the theory of evolution by a 2 to 1 margin while Independents support it by nearly the same amount, 61% to 37%. Democrats support the theory only 4% less than independents.

When asked why, a leading Republican said "George Bush is clearly not an evolved human. One failure of a theory requires its revision. President George W. Bush is that failure." When told psychological pathology is different than the changing of life forms over millions, even billions of years, the spokesman said loudly "la, la, la, la, la."

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