Dear President Bush,
I hope Scott McClellan is enjoying his final day in your administration. For years Scotty stood in the media bull’s eye getting peppered with shot, especially bad when the V.P. happened to be in town. Fortunately today he gets to fly low with the press unaware.
There is something else about Scotty secret to the mainstream liberal media. Scotty is a wooden doll, just like Pinnochio! How does Scott feel about becoming a real boy? Is he glad to be out from under the thumb of his creator, Georgepetto? Is he relieved he won’t have to lie for his boss anymore, the whole nation watching his nose grow on their TV screens? So many questions, so little time….