Dear President Bush,
First Texas endures months of wildfires, and now Florida suffers the same fate. Have the Bush Brothers joined up with Regency University’s Intelligent Designer Department to model conditions in Hell? I recalled your conversations with Rev. Robertson on the matter just after Hurricane Katrina.
Did you set up research protocols to model hell in both a dry and humid climate? West Texas would serve quite nicely for the dry test and Florida is well known for its oppressive humidity. I understand scientists like to keep the preliminary results of their studies under raps until they can be published. When will the articles hit the Rapture Ready website? Write me back, I want to know.