Dear President Bush,
I know you are concerned about the Democratixx’s increasing instability. The false world that keeps people unaware is showing signs of deterioration. While you may be tempted to try a short term fix, see if you can’t keep it together a bit longer, at least until the Christocratixx upgrade can be delivered.
Whatever you do, don’t buy the Dominatrixx, the version programmed by your wife and mother. That software makes people angry. You recall your mother’s comments at the Astrodome after Hurricane Katrina? Barbara disrespected people getting aid and assistance there.
Your wife just did the same with your low approval ratings, calling the polls wrong. She did redefine the word “some” in the process. It now means “a significant majority”. Laura got in a dis’ of her own, insinuating the people who disapprove of your performance are those pessimists, the unhappy “Sad Sacks” of the world. They would criticize you no matter what!
Even though they are very persuasive, don’t listen to your mother or your wife and install the Dominatrixx. People don’t need a society wide Bush matriarch looking down her nose and judging the commoners.
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