Dear President Bush,
Ever the salesman you press on regarding the benefits of the new Medicare prescription drug program:
“I understand there is a confundance surrounding the new program, especially for seniors yet to ‘check it out’. At first ruse the program appears to be complicatory, but after further expudiation the program is not as complicated as people would initially think. Once they enter their initials into the screening software, the process becomes much more statuatory. The good news is for seniors yet to sign up, there are a lot of people who can help you. No, I am not one of them, cause I don't understand it myself…they are over there” the gesturing President said.
Only 5 more days to go before the program switches from capitalistic competition to government price setting. Better warn the masses!
P.S. Nothing in italics is true.