Dear President Bush,
After Egypt’s riot police beat the tar out of democratic protesters last week, the Democratixx made faint public protests. Meanwhile behind the scenes Agent Cheney worked diligently summoning the son of the Egyptian leader, Hosni Mubarak. The younger Mubarak, Gamal is rumored to be his heir apparent.
The meeting occurred as you attempt to spread the Democratixx in the Middle East. Some say your stomach for pressing democracy has weakened in light of the Hamas win in Palestine and Muslim Brotherhood gains in Egypt, not to mention the apparent rejection of democracy in near civil war Iraq. My stomach for the Dictatrixx weakened considerably while reading reports of how peaceful democratic protesters were beaten. And they happened to be of the secular or non-religious variety.
Gamal met with Agent Cheney in the White House last Friday. Did Mr. Cheney propose a Democratixx-Dictatrixx hybrid to suit the special needs of Mr. Mubarak? He already controls the media in his country. Press reports indicate Mubarak the younger also met with National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley and Sec. of State Condoleeza Rice.
Why would this be a secret? Does it have anything to do with the last time Gamal visited the White House in 2003? Agent Cheney pressed him to convince his father to be silent on the U.S. invasion of Iraq. Is another invasion on the way? Who is next for the Democratixx, Syria, Iran? Will they get the straight up version like Iraq, or the hybrid like Egypt? Only the Agent knows for sure! Peace…