Dear President Bush,
Rev. Pat Robertson got several messages from God recently. One is the East Coast will see some big storms in 2006. Pat said “If I heard the Lord right about 2006 the coasts of America will be lashed by storms…. There may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest”.
Prescient Pat joins Prof. Gray in predicting the development of strong hurricanes and the likelihood of their striking the U.S. mainland. Max Mayfield, the head of the National Hurricane Center might just be appreciative of Pat’s warning as few are taking preparations for the upcoming hurricane season.
As you are known to talk with God, did you get a similar message as Pat? As a favored world leader, might you have gotten more details? If you knew what part of the country the monster storm would strike, you could warn your rich friends to get their palatial waterfront homes covered under the federal flood insurance program. If the hand of God is going to smack a member of your base, surely you want to help them back up.
Now what does the Bible say about building your house on sand? What did Jesus say about beating swords into plowshares and doing for the least of these? Does God ever mention those things when y’all talk? He never fails to bring them up with me…
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