Thursday, July 12, 2007

Downside to iPope is Lightning Strikes

Scientists say one downside to the high tech connection to the Vatican is lightning strikes. Users of the iPope have found the device a potent conductor of God's retribution. They've experienced chest burns, even ruptured ear drums when lightning strikes nearby. In a strange set of coincidences virtually all iPope users were deep in the iConfess function when the external shock occurred.

Apparently the Pope is using the GPS location capability within the iPope to target the sinner. A special deal with the U.S. military gives him access to America's latest space weapon, code named the God Bolt. Pope Benedict is said to enjoy shocking grievous sinners so much, he spends hours at the controls. The question is whether any are converted?

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