Monday, July 02, 2007

iPope Sales Hit Half Million

The Vactican released weekend sales figures for the hot new high tech product, the iPope. A half million faithful followers lined up to show their love for the Pontiff. The high demand caused some technical problems in the Holy See. Cardinals were overwhelmed from all the remote camera feeds and had to prioritize who to monitor. Large numbers also signed up for the iPope's Premium Service. The Rudy Giuliani Rapid Repeat Annulment line and Fox Smoldering Confessions Channel had such signficant demand the server crashed. Problem free iPope services included iConfess, iVote, and Charge-a-Tithe with Pa-pal.

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