Saturday, July 07, 2007

Naked Fred Shows Up Wearing Pear

If clothes are political substance Republican hopeful Fred Thompson stands naked. In an odd twist--possibly attributable to the intelligent designer--the ex. Senator from Tennessee called Democrats "the party of despair".

Some of you may recall the Halloween party joke where the man shows up wearing only a pear on his genitals. When asked what his costume is, he replies "I'm (add f in blank) _ucking 'dis pear." I always wondered what the gentleman's face looked like. Now I know it's Fred's.

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