Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Man Claims to be Bush to Avoid Jury Duty

A man claimed to be a rascist, homophobic liar to avoid jury duty. When asked why he made such outrageous statements, the man said "If President Bush can support a Jewish State while turning a blind eye to its rascist policies, be the titular head of a party that derides homosexuality and can lie at the drop of a hat, well, then so can I. As a matter of fact, I am President Bush! See all the people behind me? I hate them all! Especially the Asian girl that gave me that letter objecting to my torturing." Then the man was taken to an institution, where he belongs...

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