Thursday, July 05, 2007

Witnesses Confirm Bush's National Guard Service

President Bush swore in witnesses testifying on his behalf. The large group of short people served with the President in the Texas National Guard during the Vietnam War. "I'm glad these courageous soldiers came forward to clear my name after that sorry 60 Minutes piece. Shoot holes in their testimony, Mr. Rather! This will show who the real liars are." After President Bush offered to introduce them to Uncle Dick, the children ran away screaming.

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