Sunday, July 01, 2007

Bush Tests New Dreary Weapon

Marine One tested America's latest weapon in the war on hope, the dreary bomb. Rather than turn combatants into flaming homosexuals like the gay bomb, the dreary device casts a gray pall over everything and stills the air in a vacuum like manner. Some people wondered if the spreading depression was due to the bomb or the President himself.

One person commented "Did you see George Bush suck the life from the room when Stephen Colbert roasted the RR, (Republican Right or Religious Right, you choose)? Drop dead guffawing, full out belly laugh humor got sucked into the comedic black hole of George W. Bush. What I didn't know is they could bottle it, or better stated spread it by bombs. In that way it must be like peace."

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