Monday, July 02, 2007

Bush and Putin Water Warriors

President Bush and Russian President Putin head out into the North Atlantic to plan World War III. "First, Israel and us bomb Iran's nukular facilities. Then you go all Putty over it, amassing troops along the border with one of your southern 'stans. The world howls in outrage, but here's the deal, we don't invade. We just destabilize ensuring the overthrow of Little Man. All those good freedhem loving Iranian patriots will invite our Western oil companies in for help. How's that sound? You'll have to think about it? C'mon Putty! OK, which oil rich country do you want to invade. Maybe we can make a deal. I know an expert in that area the recently came available...."

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