Friday, July 06, 2007

Fish Scootering

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow indicated the approximate size of the fish Angler had President Bush throw back. Special Prosecuter Patrick Fitzgerald hooked the monster fish and fought him hard for months before landing him. However, the Vice President recognized the fish as one of his favorites and implored the Chief Diminutive to pardon him. When the freed fish hit the water Cheney said "Look at him swim. That's my Scooter."

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