Monday, July 09, 2007

Bush Speaks on Different Americas


At the White House Conference on the Americas U.S. President George Bush noted "John Edwards is wrong about the two Americas. There's really five Americas. I normally use my toes to count out the five but since this is television I'll use my hand. This little Piggy is poor and has little purchasing power, this little piggy went to market and charged her bills on an already maxed out credit card, this little piggy had roast beef, while this little piggy had none, and this little piggy invested in a PEU (private equity underwriter) and screamed 'wee, wee, wee' after the syndication returned incredible profits. Oh and this whole hand wrote the check buying a huge Paraguayan estate sitting atop one of the world's largest freshwater aquifers. Don't you know water will be the next oil..."

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