Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Why Those on Public Assistance Can't Vote

Besides not breathing the same air as regular citizens, anyone receiving public assistance will be required to walk a treadmill as a means to generate electrical power. Adding the zap of deadbeat generated power to the grid should bring down sky high electricity rates for those actually paying taxes. (Never mind those millionaire private equity execs paying 15% vs. 35% like the rest of Americans). Those in the lowest tax bracket taking advantage of government programs will work long hours, such that polling places will be closed by the time they get off their shift. You ride the dole, you miss the poll!

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