Saturday, July 14, 2007

Israel Gets "Go Ahead" to Bomb Iran's Nuclear Facilities


In a Men in Black like scene, the Israeli version of Dick Cheney announced U.S. and European leaders back Israel's taking out Iranian nuclear facilities. The Jewish State's Minister of Strategic Affairs, Avigdor Lieberman noted:

"If we start military operations against Iran alone, then Europe and the U.S. will support us,” Mr. Lieberman said following a meeting with NATO and European Union officials.

The cameramen couldn't share their pictures from the meeting with the mainstream media as parties wore their genitalia on the outside. However, bloggers can publish such pictures. Inside the meeting attendees' mental instability was clearly on display. "Cojones? I'll show you who has the bigger pair." Gentlemen, please resheath your weapons and stash away the family jewels.

Other alien chess moves include Iran's decision to play ball with the IAEA and Congress' spate of bills on Iran, one of which documents Iran's acts of war against the United States. Stay tuned as an out of this world check mate approaches.

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