Monday, February 19, 2007

Anglicans Can Administer to Tax Collectors, but Not Gays

The Anglican Communion decided to restrict the community they serve. Gays will no longer receive official prayers and gay bishop consecration should be a thing of the past. However, the church will still pray for other former outcasts, tax collectors, incest perpetrators, and murderers of children.

Babies of enemies will still have their heads cast against the rocks and evil spirits shall be cast from the possessed into the nearest herd of pigs. Thank heaven for the Anglican Communion which proved yet again, the church of Henry VIII’s genitalia swings only one way…

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