Agent Cheney Replicates in Pakistan

The dark suited, glasses wearing enforcer of the Democratixx surfaced in Pakistan in an effort to reduce the growing threat from al Qaeda, believed to be operating from the country. Several years ago another agent visited Pakistani President Musharraf. That emissary from the Democratixx offered to bomb the Islamic country “back to the Stone Age” if President Musharraf did not join the “War on Terror”. The President agreed as he did not want his people to suffer.

What glitch exists in the program known as the Democratixx? Five years into the war on terror, the world faces a growing threat from Islamic jihadists like al Qaeda? After the invasion of Iraq (ostensibly to fight al Qaeda over there and not at home) the pot of terrorist stew in the Middle East thickened substantially. Now the consistency of oatmeal, Iraq has both Sunni and Shia terrorists within its borders. President Bush is concerned about the influence of Shia Iran and secular Sunni Syria. Confused yet?

A report by Seymour Hersch makes the whole thing even more disturbing. He asserts that the U.S. and our allies are funding three Sunni terrorist organizations ready to take on Shia Hezbollah in Lebanon. Three Islamic jihadist groups in league with al Qaeda benefit from War on Terror largesse?

One former U.S. intelligence official had this to say of America and Saudi’s use of funds in Lebanon. “We are in a program to enhance the Sunni capability to resist Shiite influence, and we’re spreading the money around as much as we can.” The problem was that such money “always gets in more pockets than you think it will. In this process, we’re financing a lot of bad guys with some serious potential unintended consequences. We don’t have the ability to determine and get pay vouchers signed by the people we like and avoid the people we don’t like. It’s a very high-risk venture.”

Does this mean Agent Cheney will replicate as a jihadist in the near future? Can you say Dicka bin Cheney? What happens if the tormented agent, determined to break free of the Democratixx, spawns multiple Sunni jihadist groups? They already hate the program. Will they help Agent Cheney free himself from its constrictions? Will the jihadists enable the enforcer to write his own program, possibly a monarchy? Or will they rewrite the code and install an Islamic Republic?

If Dick Cheney is funding Sunni jihadists in Lebanon via the Saudis or otherwise, isn’t that how the U.S. helped create Osama bin Laden in the 1980’s? Today’s tampering turns into tomorrow’s nightmare. Welcome to the Democratixx…