Thursday, January 04, 2007

Harriet Miers (aka Baba Yaga) Steps Down as Bush’s (Koshchey the Deathless) White House Counsel

White House counsel Harriet Miers plans to hang up her witches’ legal hat defending the death dealing Bush administration’s continuing antics. Was it the mail opening signing statement that pushed Harriet over the edge? For a President to decree he alone had rights prohibited by law sounds more than arrogant. It reeks of aristocracy.

Harriet/Baba Yaga and Bush/Koshchey the Deathless are breaking up their six year run wreaking havoc on the “rule of law”. Harriet’s disguise enabled her to serve up many an Iraqi child for consumption by evil. Bush’s shape shifting abilities enable him to promise to follow the law while simultaneously crapping in a bag, setting it afire and tossing it on the steps of Congress for Republican leaders to stamp out. Other clues that point to Bush’s secret identity include Koshchey’s ability to change his voice at will, this includes position statements. Also the Deathless is known to pout after being outwitted, which in Bush’s case happens frequently.

Further evidence of Harriet’s identity came from her co-workers. White House deputy chief of staff Karl Rove said she can be "tough as nails." Baba is known for her iron teeth and ferocious appetite. Bush once called her "a pit bull in size 6 shoes." Pit bulls are known for their ferocity.

I wonder if Mrs. Meirs really is stepping down because of her six year tenure as Tony Snow suggests. Might something concern her legally about this administration? His latest signing statement sounds like the kind of behavior any attorney would have difficulty defending, unless they served a king with such powers. Last time I checked American wasn’t there yet. Koshchey will have to work his evil magic on his own now that Baba has given her notice…

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