Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Bush Talks Dirty to Iran

President Bush’s manhood stood on full display as presented his Executive stance to Iran. With a bulge in U.S. troops headed to the engorged region, the Bush administration issued a stern warning. Any augmentation of Iranian assets in Iraq will be met firmly with a surge of Bush inspired testosterone.

Bush’s new military man for the inflamed Middle East said the U.S. miscalculated in Iraq. Did America underestimate the passion in that part of the world against those who would rape their country? It’s not the first time a Western army invaded to seed something new.

If this doesn’t help clarify things, I’m not sure anything will…

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