Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Bush Won’t Rush Himself on Iraq

President Bush admonished himself and White House mouthpiece Tony Snow for rushing the decision making process regarding a new strategy in Iraq. Originally, the dynamic duo had a New Year’s date for the unveiling. Then someone moved it up over a week as Tony Snow announced a pre-Christmas unwrapping.

Apparently the two had harsh words with themselves as the date once again leaked back to around the New Year. President Bush could be seen scolding himself in the mirror. Wagging his finger at his reflection, he emphatically said “don’t rush me!”

Stay tuned for the next Iraqi time frame update. For the Bush attitude meter, you’ll need to contact someone else, maybe Tony Snow…

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