Senator Conrad Burns keeps delivering the lines. On top of his bragging of his “little Guatemalan” yard man and criticizing Virginia firefighters for doing a “piss poor” job, the Laurel to Senator Allen’s Hardy keeps the repartee going.
Republican Sen. Conrad Burns says the United States is up against a faceless enemy of terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the daytime and kill at night."
I can only conclude the Republican big tent is open to macacas, little Guatemalan men but no taxi drivers are allowed. Will they be able to drop off their clients for the big elephant show? Conrad would say only if proper security precautions have been taken. I see large concrete planters and taxi sniffing dogs. Won’t their lack of faces give them away?