Thursday, September 21, 2006

Bush is a Flintstone!

Senator George Allen just found out about his Jewish heritage, quite the surprise for the Confederate Flag lover in his younger days. It appears President Bush has similar secret ancestors given the astounding revelation of Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf. He told 60 Minutes that after 9-11, President Bush threatened to bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age unless the Pakistani leader helped in the War on Terror.

Little did George know his heritage runs back to Fred and Wilma Flintstone. His genes make it easy for him to bomb or support bombings that take country back decades if not millenniums. His heritage makes his synapses make the quick jump to torture via water or fire. It also explains his Cro-Magnon lieutenants, Vice President Dick Cheney and the man who delivered the threat to Musharraf, Richard Armitage. Richard recently revealed his role in leaking the CIA agent name to columnist Bob Novak. Stone age leaders don’t have to follow the rules, they make them!

It’s one big Stone Age party, the Bushies in D.C. Toss back the clock to yet another age!

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