Thursday, September 21, 2006

Bush Foils All too Happy to Comply

Rather than raise their concerns in a rational, legitimate fashion Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called President Bush “the Devil” while Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad questioned the evidence the Holocaust ever happened. In our Rovian world extreme behavior of the blacklisted causes others to discount them completely. Similar behavior by the favored requires only the promise of an investigation or the slightest of apologies.

Rest assured the War President has strategies in store for the two offenders. Bush will tamper with the Venezuelan democracy by supporting insurgent groups within that oil rich country. For the Iranian leader, either America or its proxy will deliver a “cease and desist” planeload of bombs to his nuclear facilities. Our proxy says only months remain before the Iranians reach the point of no return.

Bush couldn’t be happier with Chavi Boy and Little Bearded Man’s performances at the United Nations. While the President ponders his great world bleeder speech to that august body, his minions have nefarious plans to tinker and carry out. Rest assured, the War President will make his presence felt.

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