Sunday, May 20, 2007

Battle of Irrelevant Presidents!

Ladies and Gentleman, let's get ready to rumble! Welcome to the "Rumble of the Fumblers"! The President who botched the Iranian hostage rescue will battle the current Commander in Chief known for bumbling almost everything in his White House tenure. In the white trunks, weighing 220 pounds is the "Southern Sunday School teacher", Jimmy Carter. Wearing black, weighing a lean and mean 210 pounds is the "Texas Super Ranger", George Bush. Let's consider their records:

Jimmy Carter brokered the Camp David Accords and won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002. That same year President Bush canceled the anti-ballistic missile treaty with Russia paving the way for U.S. development of space weapons. In 2007 President Bush selected the design winner for the new nuclear warhead. Given their records, age, and health differences, George Bush is the prohibitive favorite to win in a technical knockout.

The fight went as predicted with Carter going down in the third round after a Bush haymaker. Bush's cornerman, Tony Fratto cheered wildly until he heard Michael Buffer's closing.

"The champion of irrelevant Presidents, ladies and gentlemen a big round of applause for George W. Bush!"

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