Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Will Stephenville be Bombed in War on Terror?

The Ku Klux Klan plans on marching in downtown Stephenville in support of rascist behavior of local university students. The known group with a history of violence plans on demonstrating at 4 pm on March 17th. How many have to show up for the town to get a full blown strafing?

Lebanon suffered greatly for having 5,000 Hezbollah guerillas amongst its nearly 4 million people. Using that same ration, how many terrorist Klaners would have to protest for the heavy artillery to be unleashed? Given Stephenville’s population of 16,900 only 22 terrorists need to show up to be bombed back 25 years.

Will Governor Perry monitor the count or a White House official? Who will order the planes from Dyess Air Force base to make the short trip to Stephenville to make the region safe from terror? Will Israeli P.M. Ehud Olmert stay silent as the Erath County seat is bombed unmercifully for a month? Stay tuned…

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