Thursday, February 08, 2007

Hezbollah Chief Spanks Bush in Middle East Popularity

Six Middle Eastern countries weighed in again on leaders outside their own country they like and dislike. Winning the popularity contest was Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah while most disliked went to America’s own George W. Bush for his tampering in the region. Bush hit record unpopularity in the region, eclipsing both heavy handed Israeli leaders, Ehud Olmert and Arial Sharon.

The one issue that could turn the tide of American derision would be an honest brokering of Israeli/Palestinian peace along the lines of the 1967 borders. Apparently this price for peace is too great in the eyes of Misters Olmert and Bush as they wink at each other over new settlements.

Yet until something other than violence as a method to solve problems occurs, the U.S. President’s unpopularity will remain low both at home and in the target region for the delivery of Freedom.

Or is it Freedhem the one application hemmorhoidal crème? Bush may need a dose giving his red behind at the moment from the Nasrallah spanking. I hope it come with a self applicator as Middle Easterners seem tired of others giving them medicine…

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