Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Bush the Magician

President Bush's floating head used the Law of Attraction to make his watch reappear after its disappearance in Albania. "I used the Secret to get my favorite watch back, well that and taxpayer's money. The ethereal Secret? It's called ka-ching and I'm swimming in it. I'm surrounded by it at this very moment. How else would I look so detached to the average citizen?"

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