Thursday, June 28, 2007

Bush & Cheney Refuse Subpoenas

President Bush asked Vice President Cheney "What should we do about the Congressional subpoenas?

"We're not out of toilet paper just yet, Sir. If you get my drift."

The President replied "I think it just drifted over here, Shooter. Did you just crap on a legal document?"

"I do it all the time. Next time you see my hand across my chest, you'll know what I'm up to" said a smiling Dickster as the White House claimed Executive Privilege.

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