Thursday, June 21, 2007

Sign of the End Times?

Is horror movie director Wes Craven's lawsuit against silly comedian Pauly Shore a sign of the End Times? Are the landslides from Pauly's new pool and hot tub a sign of God's anger? Consider the prophecy.

"And I will grant authority to my two witnesses, and they will prophecy for twelve hundred and sixty days, clothed in sackcloth."

Could movies be a modern way of spreading prophecy? Both Wes and Pauly have made a number of films. I believe I've seen Pauly Shore dress in sackcloth or was that a toga?

"When they have finished their testimony, the beast that comes up out of the abyss will make war with them, and overcome them and kill them."

Is this the cause of the landslides? Is the beast trying to come out of the black abyss? Don't stand near the hole boys! No, it's lurking, ready to spring! (This even has the feel of a Wes Craven movie.)

"And those who dwell on the earth will rejoice over them and celebrate; and they will send gifts to one another, because these two prophets tormented those who dwell on the earth."

Are Wes Craven's horror movies and Pauly Shore's comedy routines the torment of which Revelations speaks? We already know Pauly's movies qualify as torture as Dick Cheney authorized their use at Guantanamo. As an aside, Dick can only hope for a Son-in-Law for his daughter Mary.

It appears the Craven/Shore lawsuit is definitive proof the End Times are near. Unless Dick Cheney and George Bush are the two witnesses? Then it could be any second now...

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