Friday, July 06, 2007

Thompson Tree to Bush's Bush

Senator Fred Thompson asked the American public to plant him in the White House. "I figure after 8 years of Burning Bush, the country needs a big shade tree in the executive office. Plus, not too long ago God struck down that tree in the White House's front yard and I can at least fill that role. Other than standing around looking good, I'll have to give some thought as to what else I have to offer as God's gift to conservative non-Mormon Republicans."

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