Sunday, July 08, 2007

Tell CDC "Hitleritis" Gestation Period 24 Hours

One day after reading a conservative columnist's description of President Bush as "Chimpy McHitler", this blogger came down with a full blown version of Hitleritis. The last broad epidemic occurred the summer of 2005 but this strain may be even more virulent.

Tell tale signs of the disease include excessive displays of national and party insignia. Note the elephant trunk and red, white & blue tie. The mouth emits comparisons of Hitler in fast and furious fashion. Already Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been compared to the German evildoer by none other than Chimpy McHitler himself. Yet, who's tossing around the military might (another indicator of infection)? It's all so confusing for someone in a feverous state...

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