Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Putin Baits "Angler" with Catch

Russian President Vladimir Putin showed off his catch to the two President Bushes while lamenting the abscence of V.P. Dick Cheney, nicknamed "Angler" by the Secret Service. "I wanted to show Dick what I caught after all the hell he's given me on Russia's democratic backsliding. Only recently did I learn the Vice Presidency wasn't part of any branch of government. Ha, does he make it up as he goes along?"

When Vice President Cheney heard about Putin's comments. "I believe the American people can tell who's the better fisherman. Did you see the size of the one I just threw back? Swim far and fast Scooter!"

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