Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Bauer Grills McCain for His Source

Jack Bauer used Bush approved, enhanced interrogation techniques to find the identify of the "Ice Princess" and her mission. Overheard was:

Bauer: Who is she? Who is the lady in the glasses?

McCain: I'll never tell

Bauer: Where the bridge money?

McCain: You won't get your mitts on it. The money is already spent

Bauer: And the plane?

McCain: Sold on EBay for a profit

Bauer: Bullshit, no one makes money on planes or boats. You're lying to me. I don't have time for this shit!

McCain: Wait! I bought her a new one?

Bauer: Why? You'll be singing if you don't tell the truth!

McCain: To bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran?

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