Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Where’s Warren when You Need Him?

With Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez’s planned nationalization of telecom and electrical utilities in his country, how many young Americans will soon be in trouble in South America? Will they cry for their dad to "send lawyers, guns and money"? Or will it be something else they need?

“Send Poison, Spooks, and Polonium”

Well, I went home with the investment wench
The way I always do

How was I to know
She was with The Carlyle Group

I was spec’ing for deals in London
I took a little risk

Send poison, spooks and polonium
Dad, get me out of this

I'm the innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck

Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck
And I'm down on my luck

Now I'm hiding in Caracas
I'm a desperate man
Send poison, spooks and polonium
The shit has hit the fan (for the private equity man)

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