Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Real News is Sick Joke

One might think today’s real news is a bad April Fool’s joke:

1. Corrupt Senator Ted Stevens conviction is dropped, per request of the Obama Justice Department

2. Bush White House violence lover Stephen Hadley is appointed to the U.S. Institute of Peace, a Congressional Peace Commission

3. Another Bushie, Frances Townsend joins Baker Botts to advise on government investigations. Fran & James A. Baker wrote hapless reports on Hurricane Katrina and BP’s Texas City Explosion. The people who died deserved more than whitewashes for The Carlye Group & BP’s Lord John Browne, which later became one and the same.

4. Israel’s brand new ultra-nationalist foreign minister has said it is not bound by a US-sponsored 2007 agreement to reach a peace deal with the Palestinians. “The Annapolis conference, it has no validity,” Avigdor Lieberman said.

Please let the news be better tomorrow.

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