Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Southern Governors Go South to Buenos Aires

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and former Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton recently visited Buenos Aires, Argentina. Clinton raised money for his Global Initiative, with varying reports of his dalliances. Sanford supposedly hiked the Appalachian Trail, which runs from North Georgia to Maine. He confessed to wanting something "more exotic."

What caused Sanford's detour and surprise absence? Maybe Mark heard about Andrea Rinc√≥n, a shocking “morocha” (brunette) who's well-endowed and a former participant in the popular TV reality show “Big Brother”? Did all the stimulus talk inspire either Governor to pursue a lap dance?

(Note: the Governor's press conference revealed an extra-marital affair. Mark Sanford said he spent five days weeping in Argentina. Don't cry for Governor Sanford, Argentina! However, South Carolina taxpayers may gnash their teeth over footing his travel bills to Argentina.)

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